HAHA, freaking funny...

this is damn funny..

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...
 
Now, here goes...
 
 

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in #$^&$@!......
 
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
 
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
 
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
 
Guest: ".....What??"
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
 
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
 
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
 
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
 
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
 
Guest: "What?"
 
Room Service: "An toes. Ulai sahn toes?"
 
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
 
RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"
 
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
 
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
 
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
 

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
 
RoomService: "We botter?"
 
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
 
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
 
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
 
RoomService: "Copy?"
 
Guest: "Excuse me?"
 
RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"
 
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
 
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
 
Guest: "Whatever you say."
 
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."
 
Guest: "You're welcome"
 
   

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... And you do, don't you!

Stress Relievers

WARNING: For 18 and above . ( dont say i never warn u..hehehe)

Stress Reliever #1

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 6

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Stress Reliever # 7

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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> > Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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> > Stress Reliever # 9

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?

He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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> > Stress Reliever # 10

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?

Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
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> > Stress Reliever # 11

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?

Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
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> > Stress Reliever # 12

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
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> > Stress Reliever # 13

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?

Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.